Go to jail already Lindsay Lohan, and take Paris Hilton with you

 Uncle. There are more than 2,000 new stories just about Lindsay Lohan, the actress who thumbed her "FU" manicure into the world, sentenced to 90 days (she will only be about 23) for contravening the conditions of her probation period.

Add this little screed to the dog pile. Lohan needs to man, shut up and take a break from twittering the time to do. She must Kurt Sutter's open letter to read and she has a real need DinaMichael-ectomy and divorce her parents have.

And keep better company, and perhaps learn from Scarlett Johansson that great work then go home and have a normal life in the face with her breasts husband. Or a host of other talented players who are not radaronline programmed on their speed dial, or X17 alarm when they went to dinner at Madeo's.

Here is Paris Hilton, Lindsay. Poor Paris is limited to the creation of Much Ado About Nothing (so-called pot busts, plants and underwhelming topless photos), just a headline these days you need. It is sad the one time queen of the Google index is reduced to such desperate measures to see. Paris's one-time pal around in her stress shadow, Kim Kardashian, is the white hot "it" girl everyone wants in their opening party or club. How the worm turns DListed. Khloe even snagged a long, dark and beautiful gazillionaire.

Then there is Robert Shapiro, who now reportedly is not Lohan's attorney. Shapiro reports resigned Lohan's case Monday, forcing her former lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley to stand and Lindsay represent. But there are reports that Shapiro was never really her lawyer, just a consultant to try her for her time served was sober.

Lohan is currently imprisoned, and ferried to the live Los Angeles as a news coverage motorcade following train of reporters, reminding of Paris Hilton's Grand Parade, when taken in the same facility.

The true injustice would be if she is in just long enough (because of massive overcrowding) to foster a good party for the perfume and the memory is removed.

They have a Merle Haggard experience.

Country legend Haggard was in San Quentin by the time he was 19, doing HARD time with the big boys, and after a stint in solitary, and saw Johnny Cash perform at the prison, was Hag's eyes opened, and the experience him right.

The prison was Merle that time wake-up call, and we reaped the benefits of his legacy of music continues to this day.

If Lindsay is half the good actor has many critics say, could she learn a thing or two behind bars meditation for a while.